This was Guildenstern. Not the brightest, but he had the longest line of female fans. All women loved him for reasons unknown. A professional cuddler, …

Minnie is incredibly active, curious (her main scientific interest is the physics of liquid bodies — she can already turn on the tap by herself) and …

Titania was facing euthanasia because she was born without eyes. So I came back from Brussels a day early and drove with a friend to Opava, where we …

Ophelia knows her rights. She can’t walk very well and she’s tiny, but she’s also a dominant queen and makes sure everyone knows it. …

The biggest sweetheart. A perfect model of cuddling. His favourite activity is sitting on people and other cats. Malicious tongues spread rumours that …

Together with Guildenstern, he’s the oldest — and by far the wisest. He loves listening to the human voice so much that he comes to listen to …